Follow Geek Gift Shoppe on Facebook or Instagram for Coupon Codes!

Redneck Rhymes Poetry Magnets

Regular price $24.00 Sale

Are you a red red red red red red red red redneck?

For the boys 'round here
Drinking that ice cold root beer
Talkin' 'bout words, talkin' 'bout rhymes
Runnin' them red 'frigerators and phrasin' big time
The girls 'round here
Sending up a sonnet to the locker over there
Literary legit, and got a lotta whit
Chew your words, chew your rhymes, chew your thoughts, spit!

With over 500 magnets in this set, our magnets very similar in quality and size/style to the magnet sets that are sold in stores. They are crafted of a thick, high quality magnet, cut with a professional grade precision cutting machine, and laminated to safeguard from any damn Yankees that may lurk around your fridge or locker. Packaged in a snazzy clear Chinese take-out style container, these magnets will surely put a smile upon your face or that of your lucky gift recipient.

Follow us on Facebook and Instagram to keep up with magnetic poetry slams, monthly specials, the release of new magnet sets, and when we do giveaways!

Thank you so much for visiting our shop and supporting handcrafting artisans! 100% handmade by a husband/wife team with love!

Gift Wrap
You can choose to have us gift wrap your magnets in our chic organza wrapper, making gift giving extremely easy! If choosing gift wrap, please let us know at checkout whether you'd like a Holiday/Christmas card, a birthday card, or a generic card, and the message to be included. Keep in mind our card is a mini 2.5" size, so keep it short and sweet! If no card message is left at checkout, a blank card will be sent. Don't forget to that we can ship directly to your gift recipient - simply edit the shipping address to the lucky guy or gal!

Holiday Custom Orders
Build-Your-Own will no longer be available to order after September 15 to prepare for the holiday season. They will be available again for purchase after January 1. If you are considering one of these as a gift, please purchase prior to September 15.

SAFETY WARNING
Please be sure to keep ALL magnets out of reach of younger children who still mouth items. Magnets are extremely dangerous when swallowed, and our magnets are small enough to be easily swallowed even by the littlest people. Click here for more information regarding the dangers of magnets.