The Simpsons Poetry Magnets
If you could be a "Simpson," what would you do? Would you go down to the "Kwik-E-Mart" and visit "Abu?" Would you scream out "Cowabunga" while riding your "skateboard" down the road to try to be like "Bart?" Maybe you can play a "saxophone" as good as "Lisa." Unfortunately for you, you'll never be a Simpson.... But that doesn't mean you can't feel like you're entering "Springfield" when you walk into your kitchen. We've provided you with enough "Comic Book" words that even "Homer" would be impressed over your vocabulary. So grab a "Duff" beer and a "doughnut" and kick back my wannabe "yellow" friend because your favorite episode of "Itchy & Scratchy" is coming on. With words like "hi-diddly-ho," "yoink," "radioactive" and "jerkface," you'll be close enough to sounding like you're in the "cartoon" rubbing your hands together mumbling "Smithers!"
With over 500 magnets in this set, our magnets are very similar in quality and size/style to the magnet sets that are sold in stores. They are crafted of a thick, high quality magnet, cut with a professional grade precision cutting machine, and laminated to safeguard from spilled squishee's around your fridge or locker. Packaged in a snazzy clear Chinese take-out style container, these magnets will surely put a smile upon your face or that of your lucky gift recipient.
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You can choose to have us gift wrap your magnets in our chic organza wrapper, making gift giving extremely easy! If choosing gift wrap, please add in the "Note To Seller" section of check out whether you'd like a Holiday/Christmas card, a birthday card, or a generic card, and the message to be included. Keep in mind our card is a mini 2.5" size, so keep it short and sweet :) If no card message is left at checkout, a blank card will be sent. Don't forget to that we can ship directly to your gift recipient - simply edit the shipping address to the lucky guy or gal!
Holiday Custom Orders
Build-Your-Own will no longer be available to order after September 15 to prepare for the holiday season. They will be available again for purchase after January 1. If you are considering one of these as a gift, please purchase prior to September 15.
Please be sure to keep ALL magnets out of reach of younger children who still mouth items. Magnets are extremely dangerous when swallowed, and our magnets are small enough to be easily swallowed even by the littlest people. Click here for more information regarding the dangers of magnets.